I totally just realized how much of a loser i am. I tell people i’m retarded and then i can’t explain how! I’m so retarded that i can remember the retarded the things i do because they are so natural to me. I even fall like a retard! I have to TRY to grab on the everything i can before i go down! I mean c’mon! One time i got my leg caught in my pant legs and i fell over! It resulted in a cut elbow and me swiped everything off my dresser! How do you manage that? Only a retard can! I actually think i’m more then a retard. A loser in fact! I get amused by the dumbest thing. I remember making my pencil a super hero and laughing at it, or trying to pick up a basket ball with a hoola hoop. OR trying to swim in grass. Heck. I’ll try to smell some shampoo and squirt it all over my face. I wonder how i have so many friends…

*i wrote this when i was in the 8th grade, ha!*